In another news, sorry for this blog turning into an all text dogs blog. It’s almost like a text based video game about dogs. Wait! I’m not sorry anymore, that sounds great.
“You are in a dark room.”
{smell left}
“You smell pee, the pee of a lesser dog than you.”
{pee on it}
“You pee on the lesser dog’s pee, thus erasing the previous dog’s scent and making you the king of the world. You win. Game over.”
