1. ☛ Marginally mediocre.: There was this dog at work tonight named The Boss. He’s special care...
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    In another news, sorry for this blog turning into an all text dogs blog. It’s almost like a text based video game about dogs. Wait! I’m not sorry anymore, that sounds great.

    “You are in a dark room.”

    {smell left}

    “You smell pee, the pee of a lesser dog than you.”

    {pee on it}

    “You pee on the lesser dog’s pee, thus erasing the previous dog’s scent and making you the king of the world. You win. Game over.”