that they released Baldur’s Gate Enhanced Edition because they knew I’d be off work and would have time to fill while I’m recuperating?
It’s true! They did!
Though now we’re fighting over who gets to use the machine, him for Skyrim or me for BG. But it’s OK: I have my Wand of Monster Summoning and crazy wild magicks and he only has a poxy old battle axe and bad war paint that makes him look like a constipated panda, so I win. Every time.