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  1. imagenotactuallyme replied to your post: Jobs I’d be great at

    Siren. Definitely. You’d be an excellent siren.

    I thought about that, but I it may be quite a lonely job. All those lovely fellas, chucking themselves off of boats, mad to get to you for the sweet, sweet lovemaking, but always drowning or getting their heads bashed in on the rocks and basically dying before any love could be, you know. Made. Also, I can’t sing. But hey, I added ‘goddess’ to my potential job list so I reckon that covers all bases.

  2. Jobs I’d be great at

    • Pirate
    • Reindeer herd
    • Cowgirl
    • Dog whisperer
    • Wood nymph
    • Lion tamer
    • Antarctic Post Mistress
    • Pearl diver
    • Writer (oh wait, that’s not a job)
    • Mermaid

    EDIT:

    • Goddess (aim high, yeah?)
  3. Welp, I didn’t get that job. Which is fine, because I’ve decided that being a reindeer herd in the Cairngorm mountains of Scotland is much more my thing. Did you know that reindeer are native to Scotland? I did not. But I do know they are delightful creatures. I also know I would be great at reindeer herding and that I could pose just as well, if not better, and certainly look much more wild and romantical than this bird in the photo. Imagine me in this photo, my long curly hair blowing in the Scottish wind. Are you imagining it? Well, there you go then. Much better.

    Welp, I didn’t get that job. Which is fine, because I’ve decided that being a reindeer herd in the Cairngorm mountains of Scotland is much more my thing. Did you know that reindeer are native to Scotland? I did not. But I do know they are delightful creatures. I also know I would be great at reindeer herding and that I could pose just as well, if not better, and certainly look much more wild and romantical than this bird in the photo. Imagine me in this photo, my long curly hair blowing in the Scottish wind. Are you imagining it? Well, there you go then. Much better.