1. The plane was almost gliding. The young man looked at the wristwatch again. His head spun from whiskey and soda. She was a damned nice woman. It would take a lot to drag him away from her. It was unlikely that a hundred men or more could ever do such a thing. The air, now thick and moist, seemed to carry rain again. He blessed the rains of Africa. They were the only thing left to bless in this forsaken place, he thought—at least until she set foot on the continent. They were going to take some time to do the things they never had.

    McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: “Toto’s ‘Africa’” by Ernest Hemingway.

    McSweeney’s. Genius.

    (via tbridge)

    Best thing ever, read it all omg.

    (via mrmullin)

  2. Dead. This has killed me. I died and I’m now dead. If you have any issues with my recent demise get in touch with Ryan, as it’s his fault.