Disclaimer: In case anyone’s wandered over here from Rich’s blog to laugh at the stupid hippy, can I just say I don’t actually believe in this nonsense. I wouldn’t want anyone thinking I’m a bloody idiot. OK, anyone else. Right then.

So here’s the thing. Mayafish did this, saying it was scary, and then so did some others and I couldn’t be left out of the scariness so I just had to be a damn fool and try it too.

Nowhere here does it say I have the foul mouth of an 18th century sailor, nor that I love beer, classic cars & football (not Handegg). The rest, though? Well, yes, I guess that’s pretty much how it is. Terrifyingly so. I know it’s all nonsense, or a trick, or something, but it’s still a tad disconcerting. Read on if you have nothing better to do, or if you follow me on twitter and want all your illusions of me shattered.

Oh, and you can get all Colorgenics and post your results too. It would be rude not to. In fact I demand it.

Name: Justine
Date: 2/19/2009
Colorgenics Number: 63452017

You are a very emotional and sensitive individual. Your life and love of life is dominated by your emotions - you have great feeling towards your fellow man and you are always full of enthusiasm but be careful, you tend to let your heart rule your head and this being so, you could be easily hurt - as perhaps you may have indeed been hurt in the past.

You are very talented, imaginative and sensitive but you are holding back as you do not really like going it ‘on your own’. In preference you would like to team up with someone, someone with similar attributes as your own, to explore - to seek out and go perhaps ‘where no other man has trod before’. It is the unusual that attracts you and which will give you a sense of excitement and adventure.

You lack confidence and that is a great pity because deep down you are indeed a warm caring person. This lack of confidence is making you wary of being drawn into any open discussion or conflict and so you feel as if you should let matters lie and leave well alone. But there may be a pleasant surprise in store for you. You are beginning to grow and very soon - sooner than you believed possible - this warm loving new you will be available for all to see and to appreciate.

It would seem that an existing situation or relationship is unsatisfactory and you feel that there is little that you can do about it without ‘some help from your friends’, but you have no desire to show the world how vulnerable you really are and therefore you consider it inadvisable to display affection or be over demonstrative. You regard this particular relationship as a depressing tie and although you would like to be independent and unhampered, you don’t want to run the risk of losing anything. All this leads you to react ‘touchily’ and with impatience, while the urge to ‘get away from it all’ results in considerable restlessness and stress. Your ability to concentrate may suffer.

You need to be needed and would like a situation where you will no longer be subjected to pressures and demands from those about you. There is no harm in ‘dreaming’ but it is you - and only you - that can be able to realise those dreams and to turn them into reality.

You are teh awesome. Oh wait, no, it didn’t say that. As you were.