Siren. Definitely. You’d be an excellent siren.
I thought about that, but I it may be quite a lonely job. All those lovely fellas, chucking themselves off of boats, mad to get to you for the sweet, sweet lovemaking, but always drowning or getting their heads bashed in on the rocks and basically dying before any love could be, you know. Made. Also, I can’t sing. But hey, I added ‘goddess’ to my potential job list so I reckon that covers all bases.