Welp, I didn’t get that job. Which is fine, because I’ve decided that being a reindeer herd in the Cairngorm mountains of Scotland is much more my thing. Did you know that reindeer are native to Scotland? I did not. But I do know they are delightful creatures. I also know I would be great at reindeer herding and that I could pose just as well, if not better, and certainly look much more wild and romantical than this bird in the photo. Imagine me in this photo, my long curly hair blowing in the Scottish wind. Are you imagining it? Well, there you go then. Much better.