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  1. Valium. Vaaalium. Va-lium.

    I’m going in for my operation at 8:30am tomorrow. I’m feeling pretty scared though I know it’ll be OK. My BP has been through the roof all afternoon so I’ve now been given valium and ordered to bed. The surgery takes 7-8 hours then I’ll be in the step-down ward for 24 hours. After that to the normal ward for another 5 days during which time I will amuse my visitors with my morphine-adled antics, giggling and gauching out mid-sentence.

    I can haz emailz and messigiz? Plz?

    Write me. Tell me things. It will make me feel happy and stop me from losing my mind: justine at amihumanyet dot co dot uk

    Did I mention the Valium? I feel as fluffy as a kitten on a marshmallow. Goooood times.

    See you on the other side, kittens and cats. Prrr.