Because my brain only holds a tiny amount of information at a time:

Film location catering (gourmet): eoporto and ladawn.

Special specialist guest writer: BrilliantOrange.

Wardrobe: Mayjah (welcome back, hon, we meezed you!)

Hair and make up: ragbag.

Film Editor-in-Chief: Geoff ‘Tex the texburgher’ Barnes.

DESPERATELY (did I spell that right? It looks kinda weird. Delgrosso?) IMPORTANT NB: If anyone gets butthurt over this, I swear, on my favourite orange penguin T-shirt, I will come over there and roll my eyes and tut and sigh in such a mildly threatening manner that you’ll…you know…well, you probably won’t shit your pants, but you may be slightly confused for a while.

There. That’s you told. I love you all.