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‘Highway Grrls’, the comic, mug, T-Shirt, iPhone app, feature film. Did you think I didn’t mean it?

Because I do. I really do.

Me and srslainey. Masks. Tricorn hats. Thigh-high riding boots, people.

Hawtness.

A pair of dashing, roguish highway women terrorise central London. They punish recalcitrant pigeons. They give tourists the wrong directions. They eat a lot of chips, ice cream and pie ‘n’ mash. They swash. They buckle. They belch fetchingly after drinking too much beer. They are goddamned goddesses who are well chuffed with their derring-do and adventuresome shenanigans.

Art Director: Angela. Would you do us some character sketches, please?

Guest artists: Bailey (all episodes featuring Jake as ‘Puss In Boots’); Sween (Godzilla episode); Poeks.

Design Director: Permenter.

Film narrator: Steve Whitaker as Morgan Freeman.

Original film soundtrack: Steelshirt.

Writers: Delgrosso and myself.

Guest writers: insooutso (for the NSFW version), Ryan ‘Secretdark’ Dark, jaydensmommie and others, TBC.

Lots of other cast and crew, yet to be decided on, details to follow. You have been warned.

*clap clap*

To work, everyone!

What do you mean none of you knew you had jobs on this? OK, well I’m telling you now. Chop chop!

Oh and srslainey and I will need names for our characters. Anyone? Anyone?

 
  1. jaydensmommie answered: I could kiss you on the mouth for putting me on this list. I don’t know what you were thinking but I love you for it.
  2. thistumblerhasane answered: Characters are Puss ‘n’ Toots. I’ll be the evil Sheriff of Naughtyham. And it’s only 4 months ‘til panto season so chop chop.
  3. insooutso answered: NSFW? I am totally SFW. Destiny (you know, the one up on the side stage) says so. And her progressive strip club has WiFi!
  4. redjeep answered: Jonny 3 fingers ..crime boss or village drunk, Derek Deeppockets rich boy who fails at everything but spending daddy’s money,
  5. eoporto answered: Meee too! I can be the official baker.
  6. brilliantorange answered: Gidget Nazz & Vox Marshall.
  7. mayjah answered: Auralia Kleep and Elaine McShane. And um, HELLO? WHERE IS MY CAMEO? *sniff*
  8. oati answered: Artemis and Regina to their quivering victims. Missy and Gina to their band of derring-doers.
  9. angelablack answered: Sarah can do awesome voice work. And fly in a cape. I am stoked. I just gave two weeks notice even. Woo. We should start Aug 1 - clean undies
  10. yowhatsthehaps answered: *ahem*
  11. fuiru answered: “Sniffy Turpin” has a nice ring to it…
  12. ragbag answered: i can do hair and makeup (for dudes only).
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