Discombobulated


  1. digthecat:

    Tired of the same old junk Hollywood keeps giving us? There’s a simple solution. Find a kid. Any kid. Let them write the script. Have their parents act it out. Dub the kids’ voices over their parents. You’ve got a cinematic masterpiece!

    Why did no one alert me to this? You’re all fired.

  2. Bass + Beard + Boots = my lil’ bro, Mark. #fambly (at Forestdale)

    Bass + Beard + Boots = my lil’ bro, Mark. #fambly (at Forestdale)

  3. laughingsquid:

    The Strange Beauty of Cats Sitting On Glass Objects

    I’m damn ill so I’ll be watching this at least another 20 times today.

  4. My sister and I have both had apocalyptically awful flu for the past 5 days.

    My sister and I have both had apocalyptically awful flu for the past 5 days.

  5. ☛ Astonishing Shit You Can Buy: EZ Cracker

    simianidiot:

    I apologize in advance for any typographical errors you may find in today’s post. I am pecking out the words using only my stumps, for I recently lost both my hands in one of those all-too-common household accidents.
    I was hungry for some eggs, and the only way I know how to get the…
  6. Brighton is being eaten by a fret (sea mist, for those not from round these ‘ere parts).

    Brighton is being eaten by a fret (sea mist, for those not from round these ‘ere parts).

  7. idiot-legs:

    tiltherewasyou:

    FIRST KISS
    We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time…

    I think the beauty in this video is its simplicity and how vulnerable the people in it are and it’s so awkward and wonderful and lovely and makes me want to smoosh my lips against someone else’s lips and you should definitely watch this video.

    I want to make out with the whole world <3

    (via erinmargrethe)

  8. My sister is looking for a job.

    My sister is looking for a job.

  9. Mornin&#8217;.

    Mornin’.

  10. Mum’s been persuaded into the garden. She can’t remember what I said 20 seconds ago but she can still rock a pair of sunnies. It’s 15 degrees and I’m sitting here in a vest eating biltong. It’s summer, you guys. It’s summer. ☀️

    Mum’s been persuaded into the garden. She can’t remember what I said 20 seconds ago but she can still rock a pair of sunnies. It’s 15 degrees and I’m sitting here in a vest eating biltong. It’s summer, you guys. It’s summer. ☀️

  11. Sometimes human life confuses me.

    Sometimes human life confuses me.

  12. wolveswolves:

    Documentary: “How wolves change rivers”

    Rewilding and the regeneration of depleted ecosystems. THIS is why wolves. Important stuff.

  13. First day on the roof! First roof of the year! Look at that damn sky (if you can see past my damn hair)! (at myroof)

    First day on the roof! First roof of the year! Look at that damn sky (if you can see past my damn hair)! (at myroof)

  14. Counting down

    I’m spending my 5th to last day at work doing important things:

    • looking up gifs of dogs doing stupid things;
    • browsing puppies to adopt at Battersea Dogs Home;
    • locking and unlocking my new iPhone 5s with the fingerprint sensor (I’m still gobsmacked at how great this is).

    I’ve now got my phone to recognise all 10 fingers. I wonder if I can get it to recognise and unlock using the tip of my nose. Or with certain arm movements during interpretive dance pieces. The world is just full of possibilities.

    Seriously, though. Best day at work ever.