December 2009
Christmas
HOLY CRAP.
Amirite?
I am watching Gremlins on TV
That is all.
And frankly, that is all there needs to be.
A book for cat lovers?
I’ve been flagged as a debut author to look forward to in 2010 (ZOMG!) on book review blog Farm Lane Books (you’ll need to scroll some way down to find me, in much the same way that you would have to look under chairs and tables to find me at a party).
I’ve not heard of this site before, and I’m not entirely sure how or where she found mention of my novel, but this is...
Saturday hangover animal crossbreeding
Dolphin + unicorn.
DOLPHICORN.
I’d like one for Christmas, please.
kthxbai
Overly tough peel... mushy flesh... Fucking Hell,...
fuiru:
Fuck you apple, you’re an apple, not a peach. Get some fucking backbone and give me some fucking crunch, you little dipshit fruit.
You know, I was willing to overlook the bruises and give you a chance, but fuck that, you’re going straight in the bin where you belong, you shitty mealy piece of crap.
Argh, I’m pissed off now. This clementine better not have any seeds…
GAH! Fucking...
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Word of the day
nicky36:
sniffyjenkins:
Prof S. Jenkins presents today’s beautiful Wednesday word:
PIPETTE
Your homework is to use it at least once in conversation today. Extra points for getting a reaction from your conversation partner that involves one or more of the following:
“Whut?”
Nervous laughter
“Are you feeling OK?”
Raised eyebrows
Frowning
A slap across the face (extra gold star award)
...
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Word of the day
Prof S. Jenkins presents today’s beautiful Wednesday word:
PIPETTE
Your homework is to use it at least once in conversation today. Extra points for getting a reaction from your conversation partner that involves one or more of the following:
“Whut?”
Nervous laughter
“Are you feeling OK?”
Raised eyebrows
Frowning
A slap across the face (extra gold star award)
...
i wennt out fr r a walk in the feerreeezin cold an...
Thanks iPhone, for autocorrecting "Colgate" to...
marleymarley:
sniffyjenkins:
baileygenine:
marleymarley:
(via baileygenine)
Wait - which one is which again?
“I’m going to go pick up some Colgate.”
Ladies.
In the UK the two are interchangeable. It makes for much more exciting trips to the supermarket.
What?
ROAD TRIP!!!!
(wait, where’s the UK again?)
Oh come on, you must know where it is.
It’s in Virginia. Or is it...
Thanks iPhone, for autocorrecting "Colgate" to...
baileygenine:
marleymarley:
(via baileygenine)
Wait - which one is which again?
“I’m going to go pick up some Colgate.”
Ladies.
In the UK the two are interchangeable. It makes for much more exciting trips to the supermarket.
What?
“Thanks for your contribution to contemporary Australian intellectual life....”
– commenter on this article
As I’m sure you all know, I’m a big fan of the C-word. Mostly because most women don’t like it.
(via erinmargrethe)
I agree. C-word all the way.
(via daniellei)
Or “box”. Because a box is useful. You can put things in it.
(via erinmargrethe)
My name is Sniffy Jenkins...
Elitist? Moi?
Sorry, but we Brits are the proper elitists.
Know why? Because we spell stuff funny. Like this, the rarified, elite spelling of elitist:
ELIGHTEIOUGHST.
Now that’s elitist, my friends.
Douchey English lady
That was my favourite Tumblr-based insult from last week.
In fact, it’s the only insult I’ve ever had on Tumblr, so I count myself lucky.
But, despite the fact I have no idea who the insulter is, you should listen to them, you guys.
They obviously know me well.
Sniffy's accents, #27: New Jerseyish
“Hey, howyoodoon?”
The end.
