January 2009
Distinctive migratory bird with blue top parts, long forked tail & fine curved wings. #swallowfriday
Ah shit. Bloody rhyming dictionary.
Watchluckyshirt:
The National (Again) - Slow Show
I’m not going to try to explain this song, because I’m not awesome enough. If you don’t fall in love with this song immediately, I don’t want you looking at my tumblr anymore. Cheers.
Hear bloody hear.
Off for a walk on the Downs. If I’m not back in 1 hr assume I’ve been mauled by a sheep & call the ‘One Man & His Dog Quick Response Unit’.
List: It Doesn't Take Much to Be the Next Ann...
rileydog:
“Most gay people are liberals hence most liberals are gay, ergo going to hell.”
“People should lighten up about the Holocaust already.”
“What’s so great about women’s suffrage anyway?”
“It doesn’t matter if global warming is caused by humans because in the future nobody will be around anyway since selfish women will have aborted all the babies.”
“Kids who are chained to radiators...
Places I Have Been Asked To Leave (Chronological)
nostrich:
Private residence, Berkshire - alcohol/inappropriate nudity
One Minute Silence concert, London - alcohol/inappropriate sexual conduct
Supermarket, Newbury - alcohol/inappropriate use of shopping trolley
Private residence, Ecchinswell - alcohol/unwanted sexual advances
Party at private residence, Chievely - alcohol/property damage
Private residence, Ecchinswell - alcohol/further...
Am ranking followees by height. Don’t know the height of those I’m following, so it’ll be imagined height. Related: am drunk. Also: mental.
Which one is the starter, which one is the desert?... →
mikereed:
A letter to R Branson re food on Virgin. V funny.
Fuck You, Penguin →
“A blog where I tell cute animals what’s what.”
I love this stuff. Which basically means I really should grow up.
'I have never ended on an unstressed syllable!' |... →
I’ve been trying these email tactics. I recommend you do the same.
