“It’s like a pedometer,” she continued. “But updated, and better. The goal is to take ten thousand steps per day, and, once you do, it vibrates.”
I forked some salami into my mouth. “Hard?”
David Sedaris: Living the Fitbit Life : The New Yorker
For all my Fitbit-lovin’ friends. Or Sedaris-lovin’ friends. That should cover all of you.