I apologize in advance for any typographical errors you may find in today’s post. I am pecking out the words using only my stumps, for I recently lost both my hands in one of those all-too-common household accidents.
I was hungry for some eggs, and the only way I know how to get the…
I’m spending my 5th to last day at work doing important things:
looking up gifs of dogs doing stupid things;
browsing puppies to adopt at Battersea Dogs Home;
locking and unlocking my new iPhone 5s with the fingerprint sensor (I’m still gobsmacked at how great this is).
I’ve now got my phone to recognise all 10 fingers. I wonder if I can get it to recognise and unlock using the tip of my nose. Or with certain arm movements during interpretive dance pieces. The world is just full of possibilities.
My little leopard sister has just moved to Battersea in London. For those of you who don’t know, Battersea is famous for, among other things (maybe) its dog and cat rehoming centre, Battersea Dogs & Cats Home.